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jigglypuff:

I made a birthday card for my little brother

mopedsandbullshit:

"YALL GOT ANY BREAD?"

mopedsandbullshit:

"YALL GOT ANY BREAD?"

foodnun:

earthnation:

this website is so toxic 

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

glennoconnell:

Frozen 2


Diagon Alley

Diagon Alley

lifesbetter:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED
HUMAN
YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

Tuxedo cats are always dressed like this what are you guys talking about

lifesbetter:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED

HUMAN

YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

Tuxedo cats are always dressed like this what are you guys talking about

The Walking Dead, 18 Miles Out

ammit420:

caught you lookin weak 2014

ammit420:

caught you lookin weak 2014

1. state your name: sofia
2. state the name that your parents almost named you: idk
3. which of your relatives do you get along with the most? uhh my big brothers
4. what was your first job? working in a café during the summer break when i was like 14 or 15
5. did anything embarrassing happen this week? my life is embarrassing
6. do you miss your ex? lolhell no
7. white chocolate or dark chocolate? dark 
8. do people praise you for your looks? no
9. what is your favorite color of clothing to wear? grey and black
10. how do you wear your makeup? idk, casual
11. what are some of your nicknames? well my friends and family call me fiia
12. how many bedrooms are in your house? three
13. how many bathrooms? one
15. do you have a car? i don’t even have a license because it’s expensive as fuck
16. do you work out every week? lol no
17. did you brush your teeth this morning? yes
18. have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? no
19. have you ever sung in front of a crowd? no
20. what kind of bathing suit do you wear? i don’t swim
21. do you like your eyes? they’re ok
22. do you think you are pretty? well, I’m not a beauty but not dead ugly either. average-looking, I would say
23. who was the last person you talked to in person? mom
24. how much money in your bank account? like 20 euros lol
25. are you single? no
26. do you want kids? yeah, I guess. but when I’m like 30  
27. tell me what your backpack looks like: I don’t own a backpack 
28. what celebrity do you think is hot? david thewlis is sex god 
29. last movie you saw in theaters: the fifth estate
30. are you dating the same person you dated last year? yes
31. has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? well we weren’t exactly dating but he kinda abandoned me over another girl so…
32. have you ever cheated? no
33: have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? yes
34: what do you like to do in your spare time? laying in my bed and wandering around the house in my underwear
35: what’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you? idk
36: who was the last person you texted? my boyfriend
37: how many boyfriends/girlfriends/feyfriends have you had? 2
38: how do you look right now? i’m wearing blue jeans and a gray t-shirt, been at home studying all day
39: what first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? it’s nice